I met a traveler from an antique land
carrying his worldly desires
and last fuck to give, inside of our
Exemplar Gradient Eye Drawstring Bag
Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, my bag of fucks, see it is empty, ye Mighty, and despair!’
Combine your love for carrying shit and looking cool, with our stylish drawstring bag. It's a must-have gym essential that can be worn as a backpack with drawstring closure at top, and narrow, contrasting shoulder straps.
• 100% polyester
• One size: 15″ × 17″ (38.1 cm × 43.2 cm)
• Maximum weight limit: 33 lbs (15 kg)
• Twin cotton handles
• Drawstring closure
A design from graphic artist Mary Chapp. www.marychapp.com
This shirt gives a washed out post-apocalyptic look with our raven protecting his post in an unforgiving world. Thank you for your support! Our shirts are unisex, and your purchase helps support both the band and the artist.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Hey look at this random thing! Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, your evening tea, eating your breakfast out of a cup because all the other dishes in the house are dirty and assholes don't clean up after themselves, or something in between or entirely of questionable origins (We may laugh but we don't judge, mainly because we don't give a shit) – this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher. Not only that but it's band merch you'll actually use! The cup is bigger than it looks, you can check it out on our Instagram. Add a little metal to your mornings! And if you're like us your cupboard is full of random coffee mugs.
We'll fit right in.
This baby comes in 15 oz's of intense hydration capability.
• Ceramic
• Dishwasher and microwave safe, but you can just smash it into the ground and buy a new one if you want. If you think you're metal enough.
• White and glossy
• It's a fucking coffee mug, we shouldn't have to explain this any further
Do you folks like coffee!?
Murder your thirst!
All while keeping your drinks chilled as cool as your ex’s blackened, cold dead heart.
Enjoy cool drinks all summer with this cool design Our Gradient Soundwave Exemplar Eye Tumbler is double insulated, surprisingly sturdy, and perfectly paired with iced coffee for any mid life crisis or hydration need. Ideal for any refreshment, it comes with a lid and straw for easy sipping on that little treat that stops you from going insane. Embrace reusable single-use plastics and save the fucking turtles without sacrificing style.
• Material: Clear acrylic plastic
• Capacity: 16 oz. (590 ml)
• Height: 6.3″ (16 cm)
• Lid diameter: 3.9″ (10 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.6″ (6.7 cm)
• Double wall-insulated
• Comes with a plastic straw and screw-on lid
Disclaimers:
• Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
• Do not use with hot liquids.
Interested in more than just our music? We're always up to no good in a good way. Check out our latest adventures here
Hey what's up! We have a podcast!? Check out OAT aka the Ogre and Troll podcast led by our very own Rick Titus and Nick Lasalle and join them as they discuss music related news and backstory about band activities, as well as host guests for interesting discussions and more.
Hey what's up! Taking a moment to stop and appreciate things, if you are reading this that includes you! We have moved away from our old website. As cool as it was, we want to provide the best platform we can for connecting with fans. Shopify was great for finding a way to offer merch but its e-com focused so not really good to be paying all that money a month for as a band, but Bandzoogle is much more personable and focused on our mission. Lower costs, better support, and community/music focused.
All that said, going forward we have a dozen singles songs lined up for drop. Pretty cool. Excited to take a break from the hustle and bustle of work and life to enjoy our free time together, we might make music but we're fans just like you. Music is life, the fact you are here enjoying our music together with us is just the coolest thing. Thanks for joining us on this adventure, feels like these kinds of things are a homage to respecting yourself, your personal time, and learning to enjoy the things you like. Take time out of your day to respect and treat yourself, self care is important.
We will be revamping the merch store. In preparation for the hand made merch project we are working on. Excited to bring options aside from the typical t-shirt/hoodie/hat combo most bands have. It's gonna be interesting, and jewelry focused. Forged a ring prototype, looking to provide the most value and bang for your buck. Keep an eye on this site for more in the coming months.
Speaking of coming up, we have two shows coming up the 20th and the 27th of June 2026. This month. Looking forward to seeing you on the 27th at the Phoenix in Petaluma, CA! If you want tickets, the link is on the home page and the process is very streamlined. Much better than the old site!
We're just getting started, lets see how good things can get!
Thanks for being an exemplary fan ;)
"Hard Rock music, with a sharp death metal edge. Best describes Santa Rosa, CA's Exemplar. Bold and infectious guitar work and massive guitar solos, grinding bass grooves backed up by hard punishing drums & vocals that range from the depths of ones soul, down to the very depths of hell. The intensity changes from moment to moment, but all within thoughtfully crafted songs. Catchy, yet hard hitting.
If this is our example of what Exemplar has to offer. We're ready to hear more!"
- Scott Reeves Metalhelm E-zine & Podcast
